But apparently you can be your own twin.
Reminds me of this really great lifetime movie I saw earlier this year called "Empty Cradle"...I totally wish that TV networks still did that thing at the end of made for tv movies and educational programs where they're all like "if you enjoyed this program and want a VHS copy, call this number or mail in X amount of money and it's yours to keep!"
I would totally buy Empty Cradle and Child of Rage in a heartbeat. So. Good.