DUH! It's H. Lindsy Doe spending time on the internet and talking about it way too much? No doi.
I have one of those signs.I stole it at least 20 years ago.
If you comment, please leave your name at least so we all don't get creeped out. Let's face it-- the internet's a big, weird place to hang out-- you could potentially go from clever to creepy in an instant by choosing to go anonymous.