DUH! It's H. Lindsy Doe spending time on the internet and talking about it way too much? No doi.
No joke-- exclamation point and all.
I once got a fortune (from a cookie, not the ground) that said "You will be successful in everything you attempt."
If you comment, please leave your name at least so we all don't get creeped out. Let's face it-- the internet's a big, weird place to hang out-- you could potentially go from clever to creepy in an instant by choosing to go anonymous.