DUH! It's H. Lindsy Doe spending time on the internet and talking about it way too much? No doi.
Oh man, I had those shoes, but at the time they only made them a size or two too small for me, so it was painful to wear 'em. After a small handful of times wearing them I gave 'em to a friend who probably never wore 'em (but wanted 'em really bad). Next time I feel like buying shoes I should see if they make size-11 pink hi-top Chucks nowadays (like nine years later).
If you comment, please leave your name at least so we all don't get creeped out. Let's face it-- the internet's a big, weird place to hang out-- you could potentially go from clever to creepy in an instant by choosing to go anonymous.