I've never been so excited over someone who is my acquaintance posting that they are FBO [facebook OFFICIAL] listed as 'in a relationship' because I clicked on her profile to see what she was like and her tumblr is all full of animated gifs that she makes of like cats and pizza and sex. I think I need to third wheel all of their dates. SRSLY. I never send friend requests to people on any social networking sites unless I know them and I already told her I love her via the internet. I am so creepy on paper.