DUH! It's H. Lindsy Doe spending time on the internet and talking about it way too much? No doi.
Answer: The guy in the picture. Pharrell Williams.
That was easier to find out, but I want to know who makes that chair he's leaning on!
If you comment, please leave your name at least so we all don't get creeped out. Let's face it-- the internet's a big, weird place to hang out-- you could potentially go from clever to creepy in an instant by choosing to go anonymous.