Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Everyone loves that spicy red rooster sauce

The other week or so, I got an NPR's most emailed stories entitled "Confessions of a Sriracha Fanatic" and I haven't listened to it yet, but it gave me an excuse to post this Jessica Hische "Sriracha on Everything" type illustration that I love so much.

Look at this fatty

I walked into my room to turn off the light and go to bed and this little chubster had his front paws straight out on either corner of the bed! I always think, no matter what he's doing, that it can't be comfortable. Nothing is comfortable when your body is shaped like this. You can almost count the number of chins he has in his stripes!

Friday, September 23, 2011

Piper is bleaching my eyebrows

Which is cool because I asked her to try this out a year ago and she wouldn't let me because she said I'd look scary. Today SHE suggested we try it, so even if I do end up looking "scary" we can always change it. It might look a little funny while it grows out, but mostly it means that NO ONE is going to recognize me for a whole month. It was really hard to keep my long eyelashes from getting into the bleach, but we'll see how it turns out!

Thursday, September 22, 2011

The Man Who Fell To Earth (1976) starring DAVID BOWIE is playing at the Tivoli for the midnight show tomorrow and Saturday...LETS GO!

Also, THE PRINCESS BRIDE is the other movie that's playing. Unfortunately I can only choose one to go to because I got invited to 2 bday parties on Saturday, but I wish I could see both!

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

For all my friends that raced in the Gateway Cup this Labor Day Weekend

I feel like maybe I saw this last year but never posted it. This year I only made it to ONE race and a total of ZERO of the kids races that I LOVE. Bummer. Maybe it was because Liz and Erik moved houses/locations and did not have an awesome party like last year. Anyways, this is sure to make any cyclist chuckle a little. I love all the video girls in Izumi Pearl cyclist shorts, hahahaha. "Is that a steel frame from 1988? You might as well use it as an anchor weight!" Would describe both of my bikes, although they are quite light for older bikes. Anya's old bike I have in my care, on the other hand, is a little heavier.

Now you people in spandex racing kits get ready for cyclogross (woah that was a typo, but I'm keeping it) season, even though this video seems to feature mountainbike shit, which I also missed out on spectating at this summer. It was too hot for me and I didn't hear about any free BBQ and beer so I got lazy. Let's get dirty.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Terrariums Make a comeback!

The NY TIMES even says so! I promised myself that when my house was clean I could get a terrarium, so now that I've kept my house clean, I can get a terrarium, or start looking into what I can even put into one besides air plants and succulents! I love those hand welded geometric terrariums from Assembly New York, the greenhouse looking ones, as well as the ones from Kelly Lamb. I am taking a ceramics class with Christine so maybe I'll take another one and make those geometric planters like Kelly Lamb.



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Sunday, September 4, 2011

Just in case you were considering dressing up as a vagina for halloween



Don't you kind of wish your clitoris was sequined after watching that? You better enjoy lots of penetration jokes if you choose to wear that as a halloween costume, and be prepared to explain it to children. I was on a kind of strange and scary trip to youtube because today I learned about Tenga which touts to be "filled with state of the art technology" (ew) and is the Japanese designed variation on the Fleshlight, and after looking up the video to show to someone else, I clicked on some related videos and found a shit ton (well, like three too many) of homemade videos on DIY at home pocket pussy crafting tutorials, ranging in skill and craft level, and needless to say, I got a little skeeved out by the description of learning what a "FiFi" or "prison girlfriend" is. I post this video of this home made crafted vagina halloween costume because well, it saved me from all the creeps and made me laugh. Enjoy, vagina enthusiasts!

Speaking of which, have you seen the Summer's Eve package redesigns (long overdue) and as-confusing-as-your-first-boner "That's Vaginal" or "Hail to the V" campaigns? How about their other weird talking hand as vagina one that abc reported that they missed the mark? Obviously, the cat one is my favorite, not because of the "That's Vaginal" tagline, but because I wish my cat Chilton had a private jet and gave slideshow presentations and wore blazers. Pussy power! (in more ways than one) Here:

Thursday, September 1, 2011

SHOOT PAUL WENT LIVE TODAY! YAY!



So. For months and months, my friends Paul J and Jake H have been hard at work making this website they did a test run of a few years ago and wanted to recreate as a full time, set hours of operation kind of business. It's taken them longer than they expected (doesn't everything worth doing?) but they DID IT! You can watch the live feed of the cameras of what's going on at the ShootPaul warehouse in downtown St Louis, check up on their blog that they update on the regular, and you can certainly go to their website and SHOOT THEM WITH PAINTBALLS! Additionally, if you're some sort of glutton for games and punishment, they might be so welted/bruised up soon they are going to hire some part time minions to be in the paintball shooting range in costumes and masks and stuff too, so if for whatever reason that sounds fun or interesting to you, I happen to know how to get ahold of these two.

YOU GET 3 FREE SHOTS just for signing in with your facebook account, so it's a super fast sign up!
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