My old friend Vince showed this to my brother and I and I'm still kind of dying inside from laughing just at what he came up with (and the interspersed hater attitude paired with a ridiculously amazing metaphor) "What of cats? Every body know cats have nine times they are living, yeah?...YOLONT?...'Yeah, hey I'm going to eat this crazy crazy crazy old expiring cat food!' 'Aw, DO IT, do it little kitten! Remember, YOLONT!'"